Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Amish in the City

Yo, I don't even know where to begin with this thing...First of all, I doubt I've watched channel 9 since the Mets were on in the 80's...and if I hadn't sat on the remote while watching convention coverage on CNN (channel 10), I prolly would have missed it completely. But let me say a couple things...

*The Amish are HOT! When the girls get all dolled up, they're babes! Hot bodies too. Mose might be a little rough on the eyes for the ladies, but overall they got some hot 'ish for this show.

*The "City People" are idiots...not just idiots, but mean and shallow idiots. Just some of the worst people in the history of reality TV...and...I mean...that’s a pretty low bar to squeak under...but this show's done it. Just awful human beings.

*I dunno her name...but the imbecile vegetarian chick needs to be put down. She said, in all seriousness, "Milk is cow puss", "Eggs are chicken abortions", and "Cows are from outer space." This is just the First Episode! The definition of a train wreck...Can't stop looking, but...holy shit is she a Looney Toon! Looked hot in her Amish getup tho.

*One last point: It's kind of an endearing show! When they all went to the beach for the first time, and the Amish girls were tearing up cause they'd never seen the ocean before, it was a genuine moment...I hope the show shows that stuff more, and less of the miserable people talking shit about people they don't understand. That gets old fast.

I can't say I'm going out of my way to watch this show in the future, but it's pretty darn good! Worth checking out if you're doing nothing on a Wednesday night.


At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This show is an shining example of how far our society has come with respect to religion. The blind dogmatic idiot masses that imbibe religous dribble need to have the god shaped blinders lifted from their eyes, and this show is a step in the right direction!

Allow me the indulgence of being trite for a moment and say that ALL FUCKING RELIGIONS ARE THE SAME, AND DO GOD DAMN THING (no pun intended). They're just different ways to control the idiot masses into not killing each other because without a controling force to tell them that killing is wrong they would sucumb to their carnal emotions that their simple minds and weak wills are otherwise unable to control. In the words of Karl Marx, "Religion is the opiate of the masses."

Now how does this tie into the Amish show? Maybe, just maybe, some blind eyed zealot out there making their gay or lesbian daughter want to commit suicide, or their daughter live a life of hell because she mistakenly became pregnant (because condoms are of course wrong) and they've convinced her that abortion is killing will see that they should just open their eyes and step into modern society. Difference of opinion is great, but religions are fundementally dogmatic, especially at the very strong levels. They start to hinder instead of help people into becoming productive members of society, which is why they are there in the first place.

As for vegeterians and cow puss... Don't even get me started!




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